For His Gravestone

I told you that I was unwell

Spike Milligan

Desperate to Make your Mark ?

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.

John Kenneth Galbraith

Health Hazards

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Mark Twain

Equanimity

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen