The Only Thing

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

Laurence J. Peter

Medical Tip

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Orson Welles

Me too

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

Peter de Vries

Our Meritocracy

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government,intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Ambrose Bierce

Time and Space

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.

Author unknown

Fitness

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Fred Allen

Avert eyes !

My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses.

Drinks right out of the bottle.

(Henny Youngman)