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"Always" and "never" are two words you should always remember never to use.
Wendell Johnson
"Always" and "never" are two words you should always remember never to use.
Wendell Johnson
If at first you don't succeed ..... find out if the loser gets anything
Bill LyonIf I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
Ted Turner
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
James Patrick Murray
She calls me god for short ... I taught her that.
Ellen DeGeneres
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
Laurence J. Peter
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Steven Wright
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Lily Tomlin
The sources for the quotations used here include my own original research, The Quotations Page, and Quotes of the Day.